Poison Control number - CHECK ; Salmonella Symptoms on the fridge - CHECK

So time is running out for me to select my first delicacies to create. I have already started making my shopping list even without the recipes determined and have the following items. 1) Fire Extinguisher2) Aloe for burns 3) Neosporin 4) band aids and gauze5) eye wash solution 6) Tums 7) Pepto 8) Frozen Pizza (so I have something to eat).I have also placed the Poison control number smack dab on the center of my fridge along with the symptoms of Salmonella (yes I spelled it correctly - I googled it!) Additionally I have created a waiver for all of my test victims - I mean participants to sign. Totally just a legality so no one should worry. Oh and I am also accepting applications for who wants to become my life insurance beneficiary should an accident in the kitchen occur. There is only a $40 application processing fee and only cash is accepted.Tomorrow is the big moment I make my first selection for my main dish, side and dessert so any last minute suggestions are welcome. Stay Tuned!